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Two and a Half Men Season 9

September. 19,2011

7.1

TV-14

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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Two and a Half Men

2003 / TV-14

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Cast

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer

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Warner Bros. Television

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Full Episode Guide

Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

First Aired: May. 14,2012

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Episode 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

First Aired: May. 07,2012

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women

First Aired: April. 30,2012

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

First Aired: April. 16,2012

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie

First Aired: April. 09,2012

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech

First Aired: March. 19,2012

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis

First Aired: February. 27,2012

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Episode 17 - Not in My Mouth!

First Aired: February. 20,2012

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

First Aired: February. 13,2012

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

First Aired: February. 06,2012

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo

First Aired: January. 16,2012

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

First Aired: January. 02,2012

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

First Aired: December. 12,2011

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip

First Aired: December. 05,2011

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

First Aired: November. 21,2011

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

Episode 9 - Frodo's Headshots

First Aired: November. 14,2011

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Episode 8 - Thank You for the Intercourse

First Aired: November. 07,2011

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

First Aired: October. 31,2011

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Episode 6 - The Squat and the Hover

First Aired: October. 24,2011

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

First Aired: October. 17,2011

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers

First Aired: October. 10,2011

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

First Aired: October. 03,2011

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes

First Aired: September. 26,2011

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

First Aired: September. 19,2011

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

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